Kids these days...

I had a good laugh reading this one in a mommy blogger’s blog. I thought it will be great sharing with you guys. Kids these days…hmmm :)

How do you decide who to marry (written by kids)

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you are stuck with." - - Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Twenty-three is the best age, because you know the person forever by then." - - Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." - - Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
"Both don't want any more kids." -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." - - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)

WHEN IT IS OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"When they are rich." - - Pam, age 7

"The rules go like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." - -Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." - - Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"--Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck!" - - Name not readable.